azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

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ac3df:

ericrileyy:


Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

THE FACE, THE FACE AHAHAHA

ac3df:

ericrileyy:

Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

THE FACE, THE FACE AHAHAHA

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acidics:

I’m bringing this back

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

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sheikofthesheikah:

the new doctors catch phrase really amps it up this season.

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powerburial:

powerburial:

Dr. Phil is short for Dracula Phil

Everything that happens to me is punishment that I deserve

(via laughtime)

I’m lost. And it’s my own fault. It’s about time I figured out that I can’t ask people to keep me found.

Anne Sexton, A Self-Portrait in Letters  (via larmoyante)

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collegehumor:

The club can’t even handle you right now! Because you’re literally taking a dump on the dance floor.

Finish —> 7 Cool Dance Moves to Get People to Stop Dancing With You

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